START-OF-SCHOOL FARTS: RELEASE OF THE BROWN DESTROYER (The Totally Gross Misadventures of Farty Klinghorn Book 1), by Farty Klinghorn, Bevick Aquila
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If you've laughed at the antics of Greg Heffley (The Wimpy Kid) and Milo Snotrocket (the hero of Ninja Farts)... ...you'll LOVE the ALL NEWChildren's Humor Series...
THE TOTALLY GROSS MISADVENTURES OF FARTY KLINGHORN
For kids and their parents who like laugh-out-loud, off-the-wall humor, the cartoon book series provides an hilarious account of how an otherwise very ordinary kid learns to control and develop his Farting SuperPowers to overcome his enemies, protect his friends, and in doing so leave an unfortunate trail of wreckage, havoc - and hilarity! - behind him. Dodgy, wickedly grossed-out and rib-ticklingly funny, START OF SCHOOL FARTS: RELEASE OF THE BROWN DESTROYER is a great introduction to an unlikely and totally unforgettable kids' hero whose adventures and misadventures will keep you constantly amused and entertained. In the series you'll meet, among others:- the School Nurse at Farty's school, who makes the explosive mistake of trying to control a Deadly Brown Destroyer Fart by zipping Farty into a rubber mattress cover (BIG mistake!!);
- the Krudd Twins, bullies who use their (non-SuperPowered) farts to get seats on the School Bus, before Farty punishes them by giving them back a taste of their own medicine;
- the School Doctor, who thinks Ebola protection gear will save him and his nurse from the Creeping Black Death Megafart, which demolishes his surgery before tearing a hole through the ceiling and into the Dentist's Rooms above;
- ....and many more equally whacky characters, whose lives are forever changed as a result of bumping into Farty - and then wishing they hadn't!!
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- Published on: 2015-06-04
- Released on: 2015-06-04
- Format: Kindle eBook
From the Author We both of us love practically anything that makes us laugh! And writing THE TOTALLY GROSS MISADVENTURES OF FARTY KLINGHORN has provided us, the authors, with a whole bucketful of laughs! So we really do hope that you, our readers, will get as much fun out of reading the books as we had writing them. FARTY AND BEVICK
About the Author Farty Klinghorn, who is 8 (Sorry! "Nearly nine!!!") and his older cousin Bevick Aquila, are pen names. Together they represent the fantasy persona of their creator, who could see himself - once upon a time! -enjoying their exploits in his own daydreaming, fantasies and misadventures. As for SuperFarting, it is an unlikely attribute for a SuperHero, but it, too, can be explained. As Bevick says: "One thing Marty and I share is that we both LOVE minced beef, bacon, beans and onion - specially when they're all mixed together with spices and hot stuff in a chilli con carne. And for both of us this mixture creates a BIG problem!... ....About an hour after we've eaten it, actually!" (What happens after that hour is the reason Marty is known fondly to his friends - and NOT so fondly to his enemies, parents and teachers! - as "Farty" Klinghorn). ...And why the School to which we both go has had to double its Fire, Explosion and Natural Disaster Insurance Premiums - ESPECIALLY the Explosion and Natural Disaster provisions! Farty and Bevick's real life creator lives with his wife and a garden full of wild birds, and in walking (or at very least 10-minute driving) distance from his four children and six grandchildren, only one of whom is passionate about chilli con carne, none of whom is particularly troubled by lower intestinal problems or Farty's abnormally long bowel (approximately the length of the irrigation system in New York's Central Park), and all of whom (except the youngest, who is only a few days old) have the sense of mischief which are found in Farty and Bevick.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Cracking (and a gas) By David What a cracking story! Can't wait to read more in the series. Hard pressed to put it down. Bevic and Farty are a gas!
0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Epicly Funny By elizabeth downes This story was extremely funny, with a touch of grossness. I really enjoyed this book and I would like all the other books of Farty and can't wait till I get them! Keep up the good work!!!. ~Matthew Downes (age 10)
0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Very funny! By Miranda Something for everyone in the family to enjoy - lots of laughs! Giggled from the first fart. Bed time stories have never been so funny!
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